Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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