You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
