You surviving the open bar?
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I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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