Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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