You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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