i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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