Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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