white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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