Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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