Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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