Don't you send me to vm
a search helicopter?!
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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