Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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