Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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