I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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