you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
