It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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