So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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