I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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