Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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