i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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