it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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