Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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