Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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