I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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