It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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