Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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