mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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