FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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