Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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