just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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