how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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