i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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