i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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