Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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