Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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