doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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