WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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