No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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