I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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