So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.