Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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