A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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