How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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