he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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