The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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