Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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