I wish I could punch you in the face.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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