The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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