he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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