summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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