Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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