I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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