I bet he comes in French.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!