My hair reeks of homosexuality.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Fuck now we have to have sex
In a bet, need to win
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.