We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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