So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
