its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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